Pretty much everyone buys a car at some point in time. Car dealers face folks from all walks of life that come into that showroom.

Most of the time a dealer will help a buyer select a car, go on a test drive, and negotiate pricing, but sometimes some real characters make their way onto the lot.

Jalopnik asked dealers that work in the business to share their craziest, wackiest, most off-the-wall customer stories. Here are some of the best.

RichardNixon72 who either has the best screen-name for a car dealer or the worst, has been in the business a long time. He shared a few tidbits-

Which one do you want to hear?

The family who brought in an order from the county saying their property was 'unfit for human habitation' as proof of their address for their loan?

The guy who bought a Pacifica from us and ended up sleeping in it with his friend, a stripper, and their two bull mastiffs?

The guy who wrote a 1500-word bad review about my dealership because the $500 van he bought for $500 blew up after he owned it for two months and I wouldn't give him his money back?

The thugs who took an MKT on a test drive in the morning and we received a visit from the police saying we have to come get our 'evidence' out of impound because it was involved in a drug sting?

The lady zonked out on pills who fell asleep in a TrailBlazer out on our front line for five hours in the Florida heat in July?

The family who ate a bucket of KFC chicken in the showroom and left the bucket on my desk?

The guy who screamed at me for being racist because I wouldn't let him test drive a Camaro SS because he was black, not because he refused to show me his driver's license?

The lady who filed a complaint with DMV against us because we didn't inform her a Hemi Commander gets bad gas mileage and she can't afford it?

My former General Manager who did lines on his desk?

These stories were Excerpted from a longer Article on Jalopkik.

Does anyone have their own Story that they'd like to Share?