A Witch's Blog for you to Brew.... Creepy Tale from the Crypt...The Legend of the Lifeless Idea

Demons and Ghouls, Goblins and Ghosts..
Come listen to a tale hair-raising to most

Stepped out of the darkness, under the moon lit sky
As the night wind howls and the bats fly by

From behind a tombstone a car dealer creeps
To face an open coffin where an awakened corpse weeps

This frightful figure looks dreadfully at the man
And pointing to the stone with a trembling hand

“Rest in Peace” says the corpse with a morbid moan
“Here Lies an Idea” was inscribed on the stone

“This idea”, said the corpse, “suffered a dreadful death.”
“Didn’t have to be…” He mumbled under his breath.

The jaws of the skull shivered in pain,
as the whimpering corpse said, “Let me explain!”

This idea, left alone in the darkness, hoping it was all just a dream,
Spooked and alarmed, let out a blood-curdling scream.

“I’m afraid and alone and I am going to die
I need to be fed… Please hear my cry!”

But not a soul replied to his spine-chilling plea,
Not a dealer, or manager, or any employee

Hungry and cold, engulfed in fright
That lonely idea perished that night

The startling news of this tale they say,
There were 3800 folks present that day.

Yes, members of dealerELITE, some will never forget
That lonely lifeless idea found in “Nothing but Net”

So folks, join my group where ideas are born

Seeds are planted and great discussions are spawn!

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Comment by NANCY SIMMONS on November 1, 2010 at 8:25pm: Thanks guys...
I wrote this in an effort to alert the dealership management who are members on dealerELITE and perhaps receive some feedback in search for an answer to the following question.. "Why isn't there more participation in these forums?"

What a useful tool these social media platforms could be for all of us in the automotive profession and the best part is they are free!!!! I think sometimes if it came with a price tag, human nature tells us to place more value in its content, even though the content is the same.

This site is a virtual 20 group and more...minus the heavy food, lodging, and 'time away from the dealership' expenses associated. Networking is key to success in today's business world and what better way than a forum such as dealerELITE.

We have had some ingenious discussions on Nothing but Net and find that the three discussing it are all consultants/trainers and are not on the receiving end of the informational material being offered.

I am currently a dealership Comptroller, so I am speaking to the dealership management from a dealership manager... Engage in these discussions, guys and gals! I promise you that you will certainly benefit from your participation at your dealership...on your bottom line...Nothing but Net! .

Comment by Craig Darling on November 1, 2010 at 12:38am: Your spell-ing was enchanting.

Comment by Craig Lockerd on October 31, 2010 at 10:08pm: OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!