Top 10 Ventures Jim Ziegler will Undertake After Leaving "Dealer Magazine"

From the home office in Barrow, Alaska... The Top 10 New Ventures for James A. Ziegler after leaving Dealer Magazine: 
10) Alpha Dawg is joining forces with Grinder Carbucks as tag-team wrestling partners


9) Start shredding new Dealer Magazine publications and selling as hamster cage bedding


8) Co-author a book on humility with Grant "Turn-Around King" Cardone


7) Dude benched 300 lbs on his 65th birthday; his next venture is to do whatever he freakin' wants


6) Create and market "Alpha Dawg Cologne", 'cuz all the ladies will follow u when they smell alpha dawg


5) Go on Celebrity Apprentice and squeeze the stupid out of Trump


4) Have his inards surgically reconstructed after benching 300 lbs on his 65th birthday 


3) Run for President: and just as the poles are about to close while he has a razor thin lead over Obama, Joe Webb comes out of nowhere and wins in a landslide (recounts and riots will ensue)


2) I should be nicer, this guy DID just bench 300 lbs


1) He was selected as the 1st pick in the NBA draft by the Cleveland Cavaliers! They felt they could use a guy with limited shooting skills, no foot speed and the leaping ability of a box turtle


Best to you Jim in all your future ventures

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Comment by NANCY SIMMONS on June 24, 2011 at 3:11pm
I can tell you Grinder is training...We have the Rocky music playing in Carbucks...A Coffeehouse for Car Guys and Car Gals in Facebook Land.  This is awesome Brad!!!
Comment by Stephanie Young on June 24, 2011 at 3:08pm
I needed a Friday giggle!!!  Jim, just in case you get a call from Dave Letterman's show...you need to take this top ten with you.

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