From the home office in Barrow, Alaska... The Top 10 New Ventures for James A. Ziegler after leaving Dealer Magazine:
10) Alpha Dawg is joining forces with Grinder Carbucks as tag-team wrestling partners
9) Start shredding new Dealer Magazine publications and selling as hamster cage bedding
8) Co-author a book on humility with Grant "Turn-Around King" Cardone
7) Dude benched 300 lbs on his 65th birthday; his next venture is to do whatever he freakin' wants
6) Create and market "Alpha Dawg Cologne", 'cuz all the ladies will follow u when they smell alpha dawg
5) Go on Celebrity Apprentice and squeeze the stupid out of Trump
4) Have his inards surgically reconstructed after benching 300 lbs on his 65th birthday
3) Run for President: and just as the poles are about to close while he has a razor thin lead over Obama, Joe Webb comes out of nowhere and wins in a landslide (recounts and riots will ensue)
2) I should be nicer, this guy DID just bench 300 lbs
1) He was selected as the 1st pick in the NBA draft by the Cleveland Cavaliers! They felt they could use a guy with limited shooting skills, no foot speed and the leaping ability of a box turtle
Best to you Jim in all your future ventures
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