Top 10 Ways to Improve Dealer Elite
Fromt the home office in Barrow, Alaska here are the top 10 ways to improve dealerElite:
10) A regional daily sales predictor- so I can know if I even need to get out of bed
9) The "Fran Taylor Hug-ometer" wherein people's accomplishments are rated by hug strength: from a shoulder pat up to a grizzly bear hug
8) The Dave Anderson rant of the month- where Dave just verbally shreds some unsuspecting sot (he could start with me :)
7) A "What CAN'T AutoMax Recruiting and Training" do for your dealership segment (ummm... vending machine re-supply)
6) More "Lot Damage" videos! oh wait, that's kinda up to me
5) A contest where people try to find one hair out of place in any photo/video ever posted of Grant Cardone
4) The "Where did you get weak?" corner: where we can go and confess how we botched a deal, short cutted or puked up all the gross- repeat posters go to the Hall of Shame
3) The "We don't speak 'whine-ese' penalty box: whiniest poster of the month gets posting privledges revoked for next 30 days (if you don't hear from me for awhile, you'll know it's been instituted)
2) A virtual-punch button that can be clicked when someone post something stupid
1) Chris and Mike mug facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, quit their day-jobs and live comfortably off the money they got out of his pockets enabling them to focus solely on dealerElite
10) A regional daily sales predictor- so I can know if I even need to get out of bed
9) The "Fran Taylor Hug-ometer" wherein people's accomplishments are rated by hug strength: from a shoulder pat up to a grizzly bear hug
8) The Dave Anderson rant of the month- where Dave just verbally shreds some unsuspecting sot (he could start with me :)
7) A "What CAN'T AutoMax Recruiting and Training" do for your dealership segment (ummm... vending machine re-supply)
6) More "Lot Damage" videos! oh wait, that's kinda up to me
5) A contest where people try to find one hair out of place in any photo/video ever posted of Grant Cardone
4) The "Where did you get weak?" corner: where we can go and confess how we botched a deal, short cutted or puked up all the gross- repeat posters go to the Hall of Shame
3) The "We don't speak 'whine-ese' penalty box: whiniest poster of the month gets posting privledges revoked for next 30 days (if you don't hear from me for awhile, you'll know it's been instituted)
2) A virtual-punch button that can be clicked when someone post something stupid
1) Chris and Mike mug facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, quit their day-jobs and live comfortably off the money they got out of his pockets enabling them to focus solely on dealerElite
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Comment by Brad Alexander on August 30, 2011 at 10:47am
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@katie- and I'm thinking you'd get it every time!
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Comment by Katie Colihan on August 29, 2011 at 2:27pm -
I'd aim for the bear hug every single day.
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yeah, but Barrow is so much more exotic
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Comment by DealerELITE on August 25, 2011 at 10:49pm
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Comment by Craig Lockerd on August 25, 2011 at 2:40pm
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You just blow my mind.....God Bless you Brad...keep em coming!
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Comment by Jack Higginbotham on August 24, 2011 at 4:34pm
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Brad, This is good stuff, How about adding the best "non self promoting" self promoting ad for the day.
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Comment by Randolph S. Lofgren on August 24, 2011 at 2:18pm
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Brad - I hope I'm on your good side? LOL
Great job
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Comment by Jim Kristoff on August 24, 2011 at 1:26pm
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Hahahahahahahahahaha.................
THAT is funny stuff!!
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Comment by Jae Chang on August 24, 2011 at 12:25pm
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Now I can go to lunch with a smile. Thank you !!
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dang! just thought of one more... Have someone polish Jim Ziegler's gold before every photoshoot.
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