Fromt the home office in Barrow, Alaska here are the top 10 ways to improve dealerElite:

10) A regional daily sales predictor- so I can know if I even need to get out of bed

9) The "Fran Taylor Hug-ometer" wherein people's accomplishments are rated by hug strength: from a shoulder pat up to a grizzly bear hug

8) The Dave Anderson rant of the month- where Dave just verbally shreds some unsuspecting sot (he could start with me :)

7) A "What CAN'T AutoMax Recruiting and Training" do for your dealership segment (ummm... vending machine re-supply)

6) More "Lot Damage" videos! oh wait, that's kinda up to me

5) A contest where people try to find one hair out of place in any photo/video ever posted of Grant Cardone

4) The "Where did you get weak?" corner: where we can go and confess how we botched a deal, short cutted or puked up all the gross- repeat posters go to the Hall of Shame

3) The "We don't speak 'whine-ese' penalty box: whiniest poster of the month gets posting privledges revoked for next 30 days (if you don't hear from me for awhile, you'll know it's been instituted)

2) A virtual-punch button that can be clicked when someone post something stupid

1) Chris and Mike mug facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, quit their day-jobs and live comfortably off the money they got out of his pockets enabling them to focus solely on dealerElite

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Comment by Marsh Buice on August 24, 2011 at 12:17pm
LOL....greatness Brad!

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